I saw this jumping spider eyeing up a snack… or not. I guess boxelder bugs don’t taste good!!
What do I spy with my eight eyes? A snack! Mmmm, buuuug guts.
Slowly I turn… Step by step…. Inch by inch….
GOTCHA! Yeah! Wooohoo, let’s see if I can ride for eight seconds!
Hmmm. Yuk, what the hell! Blech, blech…. Get it off my tongue!!!
Pleth, pleth. I’m gonna sue that guy for false advertising. He looked tasty!
© Ilex – Midwestern Plant Girl